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    In a murder trial, the defense....

    In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner.
    Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
    Coroner: No.
    Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
    Coroner: No.
    Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
    Coroner: No.
    Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
    Coroner: Well, let me put it this way.
    The mans brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess its possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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    sounds about par for some people
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

 

 

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