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    Nagging Wife

    One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
    He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat
    his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag,
    complain, nag - it just went on and on.
    All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet,
    caught her smack in the back of the head.
    Killed her dead on the spot.
    At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.
    When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for
    a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached
    him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
    This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
    So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him
    why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook
    his head and disagreed with all the men.
    The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something
    About how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was,
    so I'd nod my head in agreement.'
    'And what about the men?' the minister asked.
    'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    Must bee Planning on getting Married Again...!!! Thanks for the Mid-day Laugh Farmer1...!!

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    Nor a chance, been training this one for 40 some odd years!
    I'm not about to start over now LOL
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    Not You Farmer1, the Farmer in the Joke as He isn't Selling the Mule...!!! Lol...

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    Training is very important .....Great One Farmer !!!!

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    Gives new meaning to "mule kick"!

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    Yeah I don't want to go through another one TRAINING ME!!! HAHAHA good one farmer!!

 

 

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