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    This is a sad story of the depression

    This is a sad story of the depression that can haunt a man.

    Marcel was sick and tired of the world; of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, being a dumb ass liberal, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

    Marcel drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.

    He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station and started the car.

    Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.

    She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Marcel from the car.

    A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

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    Lmao.......
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    "dumb"...INDEED...!!!

    Great Way to start the Day, So Glad me doesn't need a Battery...!!

    Thanks Again bob for the Laff, Have A "Blessed Day"...!

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    MM,MM,MM, he could have been with the devil himself and missed his chance. Thanks for the laugh BBOB I can let the air out now and lay me down easy.

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    HAHAHAHA!!! Excellent, thankie!!!

 

 

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