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    Becoming a senior

    Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was
    in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

    She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
    back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "

    Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek
    and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."

    Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    "Where are you going?" Barb asked.

    "To get my teeth!"
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    What a Rude Awakening...!!! LMOL...!!

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    LOL!!!! Too funny!

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    Uh oh wonder if he can muster the next few! Maybe she has some alum. good laugh Farmer, thanks.

 

 

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