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    A cop saw....

    A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over.

    He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel.

    There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

    He said, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."

    She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.

    After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."

    She replied, "You mean it shows that, too?"

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    Couple of or one twice or more...?!?

    LMBO...! Funny inebriated Indeed...!!! Thanks for that Laugh bob...!!

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    We thought this was hilarious, thanks for the laugh!

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    Yup, too many stiffies!

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    OOOOHHHH a bad girl!! I wonder if she got a ticket? Thanks BBOB always good to come to jokes my friend you always come through when we need a laugh.

 

 

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