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    A noted sex therapist....

    A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.

    To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people and goes down the line, asking each person to smile.

    Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.

    "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no.

    "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no.

    "Twice a week?"

    "No."

    "Twice a month?"

    "No."

    The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year."

    The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What are you so happy about?"

    The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"

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    LMAO... That's so Cute it's Funny...!!! Thanks bob, seems You bee Putting Smiles on Everyone's Faces...!!!

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    I don't get it
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazed 8.4 View Post
    I don't get it
    That's right Crazed you didn't get it. It wasn't your turn yet !!!

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    ^^^^^Heavy Duty bob............I am going to ass-u-me that crazed 8.4 has had his turn by now then................

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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaang83 View Post
    ^^^^^Heavy Duty bob............I am going to ass-u-me that crazed 8.4 has had his turn by now then................
    nope, I still don't get it

    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    I did get the joke anyway,,,, another good one BBOB, thanks!!

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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    Seems that everyone gets it but me

    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    ahhh....the good old El Mo

 

 

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