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    A drunk at the bar....

    A man walks into the front door of a bar.

    He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

    The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.

    The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

    A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar.

    He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.

    The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab.

    The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

    A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar.

    He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

    The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks.

    He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.

    The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

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    2 too Many...!!!

    Good Laff Indeed... Thanks again bob...!!!

 

 

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