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    How's Norma?

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,

    'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'

    The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'

    The grandmother, in her weak tremulous voice said, ''Norma Findlay, Room 302.'

    The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.'

    After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news.

    Her nurse told me that Norma is doing very well.. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work is normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'

    The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.'

    The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'

    The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302.

    No one tells me sh!t around here!

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    OH ME!! BBOB I don't know where you get them, but That is really a great one. I can just see her sitting there with the phone, eyes flashing and holding it out at arms length yelling that last line!! OH ME!!!

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    HAHAHAHA! Too funny...............

 

 

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