Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1
    crazybobs TV Expert
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    yes i do
    Posts
    1,321
    Rep Power
    79

    Two rednecks.......

    Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

    The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

    "What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

    The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

    "I sure do."

    "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

    "That's real good!" said the redneck.

    The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

    Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

    "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

    "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

    The redneck was catching on.

    "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

    "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

    The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

    "So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

    "Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

    "What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

    "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

    "No," his friend replied.

    "You're queer, ain't ya?"

  2. #2
    3 Time Nascar Pool Winner 4me2c's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    Out There...!
    Posts
    6,772
    Rep Power
    301

    Smile

    :d :d :d :d

  3. #3
    Rocket Recovery Technician
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Posts
    860
    Rep Power
    119
    Arg!!! now that is logic, I am glad I own a weed eater. Great one as usual BBOB!! Thanks.

  4. #4
    Diplomatic Emissary zaang83's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2019
    Location
    yes i do
    Posts
    785
    Rep Power
    74
    ROTFLMMFAO!!!!! Excellent!!

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Two Rednecks ....
    By bwcbob in forum Jokes/Humor Forum in honor of bwcbob
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-06-2018, 10:59 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •