This guy is amazing; below is his story!

Dr. Timothy McCarthy, while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery, concluding with this case study:

"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 50 miles an hour.

All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass.

I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.