I mowed the lawn yesterday, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some really deep thinking on my part and on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:
'Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts’

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is definitely more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, certain women are very often heard to say, "It might be nice to have another baby"

On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would really love to have another kick in the nuts"

I rest my case.