Register
Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1
    crazybobs TV Expert
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    yes i do
    Posts
    1,321
    Rep Power
    79

    25 years of marriage

    After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said:

    "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV,
    but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

    Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

    It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

    But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

    She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
    Last edited by Farmer1; 01-29-2021 at 02:48 PM. Reason: Rusty Nail on the rocks (Scotch & Drambuie)

  2. #2
    iptv
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Location
    Somewhere on planet Earth....... I think
    Posts
    785
    Rep Power
    45
    Proof that a man can never win...

  3. #3
    Rocket Recovery Technician
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Posts
    859
    Rep Power
    116
    Smart lady, didn't want you to die of a HARDHEART attack!! another good one bbob.

  4. #4
    Diplomatic Emissary zaang83's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2019
    Location
    yes i do
    Posts
    784
    Rep Power
    74
    A lawyer's bread & butter!

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. After 35 years of marriage
    By Farmer1 in forum Jokes/Humor Forum in honor of bwcbob
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 11-04-2019, 02:27 PM
  2. After 35 years of marriage
    By Farmer1 in forum Jokes/Humor Forum in honor of bwcbob
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-21-2019, 10:14 PM
  3. 25 years of marriage
    By bwcbob in forum Jokes/Humor Forum in honor of bwcbob
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 06-15-2018, 03:40 AM
  4. Happy New years !
    By Bkman2020 in forum Chit Chat Lounge
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-02-2018, 02:52 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •