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    This is why Men shouldn’t answer questions....

    This is why Men shouldn’t answer questions.

    WIFE : “What would U do if I died? Would U get married again?”
    HUSB : “Definitely not!”
    WIFE : “Why not? Don’t U like being married?”
    HUSB : “Of course I do.”
    WIFE : “Then why wouldn’t U remarry?”
    HUSB : “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
    WIFE : “U would?” (with a hurt look)
    HUSB : (makes audible groan)
    WIFE : “Would U live in our house?”
    HUSB : “Sure, it’s a great house”
    WIFE : “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
    HUSB : “Where else would we sleep?”
    WIFE : “Would U let her drive my car?”
    HUSB :”Probably, it is almost new.”
    WIFE : “Would U replace my pictures with hers?”
    HUSB : “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
    WIFE : “Would U give her my jewellery?”
    HUSB : “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
    WIFE : “Would she wear my shoes?”
    HUSB : “No, she’s size 5.”
    WIFE : — silence —
    HUSB : “Sh!T”...

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    KaaaaaBOOM!

 

 

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