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    A policeman.....

    A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

    The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

    However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs.

    Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

    Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon from the nurse in the Land-rover you booked for speeding last week."

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    "KARMA" does Happen...! LMOL...! Great Big Laff this AM, Thanks bob...!!!

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    HAHAHAHA! Hell hath no fury...................!

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    she prolly was speeding... and in that case she is a physco pathetic bitch and hope the cops bust her ass with extreme prejudice.
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    ^^^, Oh My!!!

 

 

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