A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon from the nurse in the Land-rover you booked for speeding last week."
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05-10-2020, 12:54 PM #1crazybobs TV Expert
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05-10-2020, 01:29 PM #23 Time Nascar Pool Winner
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"KARMA" does Happen...! LMOL...! Great Big Laff this AM, Thanks bob...!!!
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05-11-2020, 06:57 AM #4Transparent Wall Technician
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she prolly was speeding... and in that case she is a physco pathetic bitch and hope the cops bust her ass with extreme prejudice.
"The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
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05-11-2020, 01:20 PM #5Diplomatic Emissary
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^^^, Oh My!!!
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