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    What would you like for your birthday....

    A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

    He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

    She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

    "My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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    lol that's a good one !!

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    LOL, ain't that the truth!

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    Another Good One bob, Thanks for another Good Laff...!!!
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