A driver tucked a note under the windshield wiper of his automobile saying,

"I've circled this block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park in this no-parking zone I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note:

"I've circled this block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."