The sheriff of the small town...

[bwcbob]

The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.

The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming.

When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butt hole of the world!"

The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be what's passing through."

[4me2c]

Ha, a Judge with a Sense of Humor...! Good Chuckle there bob, Thanks...!