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    Defense Attorney:

    Defense Attorney:

    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:

    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:

    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:

    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,

    when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:

    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him

    "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

    Defense Attorney:

    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:

    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"

    And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    3 Time Nascar Pool Winner 4me2c's Avatar
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    Rotflmbo...!

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    BWAHAHAHAHA Nice one Farmer1

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    She's obviously a good shot!

 

 

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