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Word for Today :

covfefe

is pronounced: cō•feef (stress is on the 2nd syllable)

[The "v" is silent; it's a classy word.

Definition :

1)...Trump covfefe,” Google suggests you might want to check out “Select by Trump Tower Coffee Single-Cup Coffee for Keurig K-Cup Brewers, 12 Count” on Amazon.

2)...Tomorrow we'll learn COVFEFE was today's launch sequence. So laugh it up now.

3)...what makes me saddest is that I know I'll never write anything funnier than covfefe.

4)...By the end of the night, my phone will think covfefe is a real word and won't try to autocorrect me. What a time to be alive.

5)...Not to be outdone, the Urban Dictionary rushed out a definition: “It literally means covfefe. Originated from Donald Trump’s tweet: ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe’ ‘It’s time to nuke this place down.’ ‘What’s the code?’ ‘covfefe.'” Yes, that’s actually what they wrote...

6)...The person who runs the Merriam-Webster Twitter page rolled out of bed, posted this, and then went back to sleep like most of America:
Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Uh...
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📈
Lookups fo...
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

7)...Starting a 5th on the 5th early...!!! Seagrams 7 Crown that is...!!!


p.s. :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVFEFE_Act

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The Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement Act (COVFEFE Act) is a bill introduced by the United States House of Representatives on June 12, 2017, during the 115th United States Congress.. The bill amends the Presidential Records Act to preserve Twitter posts and other social media interactions of the President of the United States, and to require the National Archives ...!!!