The teacher asked the class to use the word “Ozonol” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm to see his pet sheep, and one bit me, so he put Ozonol on the bite"
The teacher said, “Excellent, Molly.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I fell down and scrapped my knee, so my Mom put Ozonol on my knee.”
The teacher said, “Very good Sally.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “Ozonol” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My Dad and I were watching the Football game on TV, when my Mom came in and started vacuuming. He said 'Put that damn thing away women, or I'll shove it up your ass... "Hose n' all"!