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    New Doctor.....

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

    After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well' for my age. (I turned 60 this month).

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

    'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or ride motorcycles ?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.( Ha!)

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'

    'No,' I said...(Ha!)

    He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a sh!t?

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    Roflmao... Exactly, what's the Sense...?!?

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    I have to tell myself that all the time !!!

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    Isn't that the truth

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    When you are dead, it's too late! Go full throttle!

 

 

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