Raffle for a buzzTV XR4000 9/30/2019 - ranagee

[ranagee]

A husband and wife were driving……page 15

[superbox]

Bird-lover Tom...... page 19


Each evening bird-lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl.

One night, an owl called back to him.

For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next-door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights... calling out to owls," she said.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."

[Thai51]

Six months...page 16

[bigstar]

Please Show The I.D. .... page 18

[andkaal]

Local sherriff was looking .. page 18 ... andkaal

[minitor]

A man walks into a restaurant... page 15

[erickson]

And the Fairy Said. ...page 14

[pizzadish]

The lucky old man! page 16

[4me2c]

Oh My....pg #16

The marriage between the elderly farmer and his young wife was not working out too well, so the farmer consulted his doctor for advice.

"The next time you're down in the field plowing and feel a earning for your wife don't wait until lunch time or the end of the day, but quit what you're doing and go to the house," said the doctor.

"I tried that," said the farmer, "But by the time I get to the house, I am so tuckered out, it's no use."

The doctor thought for a minute, "Take your shotgun with you when you leave the house in the morning and if you feel the urge, shoot the gun and she will come down there where you are."

A few weeks later the two men met on the street.

"How did it work out?" asked the doctor.

"Fine, the first three days," said the farmer,

"But then hunting season opened and I haven't seen her since."

Thanks to Farmer1, NBS and the Buzz team for the donation of the Buzz XR4000 for this Contest on IPTVTalk...!

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And The Fairy Said….page 15