Raffle for a buzzTV XR4000 9/30/2019 - ranagee

[ranagee]

Little Johnny is taking a shower...page 14

[iptv]

Darling...... Page 13

[duhhud]

Mayday, Mayday !!!!page 17

[minitor]

The Professor ....... page 12

[erickson]

The blonde mortician. .... page 12

[pizzadish]

Obituary... page 10

[4me2c]

Toilet Paper .......pg #21

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."

He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

"Give me the No Name," she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne."

"Why?" he asks.

"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"

Thanks to Farmer1, NBS and the Buzz team for the donation of the Buzz XR4000 for this Contest on IPTVTalk...!

[aCiDjEsUs]

The House Rules ...... page 31

[4me2c]

First Customer....pg #13

A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver.

The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir?

The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights.

The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights.

The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever.

The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook.

He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he's in the wrong place.”

The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him.

The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.

The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this; I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights.

The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!

Thanks to Farmer1, NBS and the Buzz team for the donation of the Buzz XR4000 for this Contest on IPTVTalk...!

[xayoz]

First Customer....

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