Raffle for a buzzTV XR4000 9/30/2019 - ranagee

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Little Johnny ....... page 29

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm.
When they come to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her."
A little later on, he said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her too."
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does I'm eating a hamburger!"

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Two Drunks. ..... page 20

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A police officer page 14

[Thai51]

Three nuns...Page 12

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Oh No...... page 28

[erickson]

Little Johnny Farmer. ..... page 31

[4me2c]

While the Cat's Away...pg #28

While the Cat's Away

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings.
Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Thanks to Farmer1, NBS and the Buzz team for the donation of the Buzz XR4000 for this Contest on IPTVTalk...!

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Makes Sense To Me .....page 33

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An older couple had a son, who... Page 3

[duhhud]

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250....page 35