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    An elderly man of 92......

    An elderly man walks into a confessional.

    The following conversation ensues:

    Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

    Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.

    We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

    Man: "I'm Jewish."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

    Man: "I'm 92 years old... I'm telling everybody!"

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    Spreading the News... LMOL...!

 

 

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