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    First Plane Trip ......

    Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.

    The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

    'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

    The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare Laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

    The second lady said, 'Well then I'm a-gonna wea...r me some Floe resant orange panties.'

    'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

    The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down And I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

    The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...'

    'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

    The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.

    I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first!!!!!!

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    Funny Mr. Bob .....a little Risqué ..off color ......but funny

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    lol ..........
    Two of the greatest qualities
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    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

 

 

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