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    A cop stops a Harley

    A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the biker his name.

    'Fred,' he replies.

    'Fred what?' the officer asks.

    'Just Fred,' the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

    The officer then presses him for his last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but he lost it.

    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along.

    'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

    The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
    Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name.

    The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.

    When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

    After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.

    Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

    Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

    Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.

    Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

    Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

    The officer walked away in tears, laughing!
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    Just Fred !!!! LMAO

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    that was great...LOL
    i'm an old timer who is always learning..Knowledge is Power tO survive

 

 

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