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    Farmer At Work Farmer1's Avatar
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    Going out for the evening.....

    Going out for the evening.....

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the evening to enjoy dinner
    and the theater. I said, "Alexa, turn on some lights in the house."
    Several lamps throughout the house turned-on, which made it look like
    someone was home. I then covered our pet parrot and put the cat in
    the backyard. I brought up my Uber app on my phone and in short-order
    arranged for a car.

    Within a minute or two our Uber car and driver arrived, so I opened
    the front door to leave the house. As my wife and I began to walk out
    the door the cat
    I had let out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want
    the cat left alone in the house because she always tries to get at the
    parrot.

    My wife walked on out to the Uber car, while I went back inside to get
    the cat. The darned thing then ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

    Waiting in the Uber vehicle, my wife didn't want the driver to know
    that the house would be empty for the night so, she explained to him
    that I would be out soon. "My husband is just going upstairs to say
    good-by to my mother," she said.

    A few minutes later, I got into the car and said, "Sorry I took so
    long. That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her
    in the ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to
    take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
    blanket to keep her from scratching me. But
    it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the
    backyard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"

    The silence in the Uber car was deafening!!!!!
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    crazybobs TV Expert
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    I'm Crying !!!!!!!! One of the BEST !!!

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    3 Time Nascar Pool Winner 4me2c's Avatar
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    Sounds like More FUN was done while at Home...!

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Glad I don't Uber or have a cat!

 

 

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