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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    My Wife :)

    My wife phoned me this afternoon. She was frantic!
    She told me that she had been shopping and just as she was leaving the store, she saw our car driving away. It was stolen !!
    I asked her if she got a look at the driver. She said no, but she got the license plate number
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    Brahahahahahah .... Sounds like my wife !!!

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    Blonde...?!?

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    lol thats funny crazed
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    I'd say she did exactly what was and is required, give thanks........some peeps don't know their licence plates I'd reckon !

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    LOL....Good one!!

 

 

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