Pow Wow

[Farmer1]

Pow Wow


I DECIDED TO GO TO THE LOCAL POW-WOW AT THE BEAVER LAKE RESERVE FOR THE??
FIRST TIME TO SEE WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT.

I SAT DOWN AND THE CHIEF CAME UP TO ME, LAID HIS HANDS ON MY HEAD AND??
SAID:

"BY THE WILL OF THE ELDERS AND THE GREAT CREATOR, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."

I TOLD HIM I WASN'T PARALYZED, BUT I DID HAVE A SMALL BUNION ON MY LEFT??
FOOT.

HE CAME BACK AND LAID HIS HANDS ON ME AGAIN AND, LOOKING SKYWARDS HE??
EARNESTLY REPEATED HIS MANTRA:
"BY THE WILL OF THE ELDERS AND THE GREAT CREATOR, YOU WILL WALK TODAY."

ONCE AGAIN, I TOLD HIM THERE REALLY WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

AFTER PRAYERS I STEPPED OUTSIDE.

AND SURE AS HELL, MY F@$%ING TRUCK WAS GONE !!!

[bwcbob]

Brahahahahaha I am stealing this one!!!!