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    double-homicide

    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

    A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."

    The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

    The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Goddamn bastard."

    The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime.

    But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?"

    The guy in the back of the court stands up and says,

    "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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    Lol...........

 

 

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