"Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?"

"I suppose so," she replied.

"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?" he asked.

"Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice," she replied.

"Would you make love to him?" he asked.

"Honey," the woman said patiently, "of course I would. He would be my husband."

"Would you give him my car?" he asked.

"No," she yawned. "He can't drive a stick"