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    Two prostitutes......

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes $50.00.

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail....

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

    One of the girls asked the officer,'How come you don't stop them?!'

    'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'

    The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

    He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

    Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50

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    Do They Accept Credit/Debit Cards...?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2c View Post
    Do They Accept Credit/Debit Cards...?!?
    I heard only bitcoin
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    maybe too early for bitcoin jokes
    sorry guys

    thnx bwcbob
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazed 8.4 View Post
    maybe too early for bitcoin jokes
    sorry guys

    thnx bwcbob
    Do I hear a rim shot ???

 

 

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