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    Two prostitutes......

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes $50.00.

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail....

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

    One of the girls asked the officer,'How come you don't stop them?!'

    'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'

    The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

    He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

    Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50

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    Do They Accept Credit/Debit Cards...?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2c View Post
    Do They Accept Credit/Debit Cards...?!?
    I heard only bitcoin
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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    maybe too early for bitcoin jokes
    sorry guys

    thnx bwcbob
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazed 8.4 View Post
    maybe too early for bitcoin jokes
    sorry guys

    thnx bwcbob
    Do I hear a rim shot ???

 

 

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