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    Florida crook tells cops syringes in rectum not his

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    A Florida man is denying ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a strip search at the Pinellas County Jail.
    Cops say Wesley Scott, 40, was arrested early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession.
    Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body at the time of the bust.
    But things went sideways during the strip search.Scott “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer.
    The comical crook claimed he “found” the syringes and that “they were not his.”
    Scott didn’t say who the dope gear belonged to or whether the mystery junkie gave the green light to the storage ‘facility.’
    He was charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility and held on a $5,000 bond.

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    Lol As long as they were capped you couldn't say he got pricked. That's just nasty.

 

 

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