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    To all my biker friends......

    Apparently all the Baby-Boomers now all have their motorcycles.

    Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all.

    Here are the reasons why Millennials don't ride motorcycles:

    1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

    2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

    3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

    4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

    5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

    6 Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

    7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

    8. They can't afford one because they spent 4-6 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies, Art History or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

    9. They are allergic to fresh air.

    10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

    11. They might get their hands dirty checking the evil oil.

    12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

    13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

    14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

    15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

    16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

    17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

    18. They would have to use leg muscles to back up.

    19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

    20 It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

    21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.

    22. Can't get the motorcycle down the stairs to their parents' basement.

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    Lol.But some of it's not funny it's true.Or should i say most of it is true?

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    it's now generation next
    as in the "next" person will take care of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by dishuser View Post
    it's now generation next
    as in the "next" person will take care of it
    That is also true.Then it's not my fault he did it.I guess we would understand if we were brought up like them. No thanks i'll take the s t and abuse that most of us older generation put up with.Now they just want to get a pat on that back told it's okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodgeit1 View Post
    That is also true.Then it's not my fault he did it.I guess we would understand if we were brought up like them. No thanks i'll take the s t and abuse that most of us older generation put up with.Now they just want to get a pat on that back told it's okay.
    when I saw the belt make it to the second loop I was like jesse owens
    and I'm white...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dishuser View Post
    when I saw the belt make it to the second loop I was like jesse owens
    and I'm white...lol
    I hear that!!!

 

 

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