man goes into a seafood rest...

A man goes into a seafood restaurant and sees a sign that reads: "Big Red Lobster Tails - $1."

Amazed at the value of the offer, he calls a waitress over. "Excuse me," he said. "Is that sign correct?"

"Yes sir," she replied. "It's today's special offer."

"Fantastic," said the man. "But are you sure they're not small?"

"Oh no sir, I can assure you that they are very big."

"Are they out of date then?"

"No, no sir, they are fresh in this morning."

"Well in that case, here's my $1. Fill me up."

The waitress took the $1 coin, sat down beside him and said, "Once upon a time, there was a big red lobster..."