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    The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist:

    The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist:

    Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided
    that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
    together to share office space and personnel.

    Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;
    they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and
    Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

    The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was
    also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics
    and High Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal
    Retentives - thumbs down again.

    Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted
    in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts
    and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and
    Moons - forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came
    up with:

    Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

    Everybody loved it.

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    Good one Mr Farmer................!!!

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    3 Time Nascar Pool Winner 4me2c's Avatar
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    Should have Opened as a Coin Shop named Heads and Tails...!

 

 

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