Genie #1

[kens]

2 old guys were out on the lake fishing in a boat.
1st guy pulls out a pack of smokes and offers the 2nd guy a cigarette.
The 2nd guy asks the 1st guy for a light.
The 1st guy goes into his tackle box, and pulls out a 10" Bic lighter.
The 2nd guys says "Wow, where did you get that?"
1st guy replies "I have a Genie, and he grants me any thing I ask for"
2nd guy asks " Do you think i can ask for something?"
1st guy says " I guess so, but you have to speak up ...he's hard of hearing!!!"

*** ("10 inch bic") ***

/kens

[andkaal]

Good one kens.. Shame to get old.