Oh No She Didn't ................
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing," she asked?
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top," she asked?
"A Daddy Long-legs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs," the little girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long-legs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."