Lawyer vs Psychologist

[wickedjoker]

young man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice... "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at him. He was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly over to his table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" He responded in a very loud voice: "$1500 FOR ONE NIGHT? I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. Then he whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to really screw people".

[Kimbo]

LOL....I like that one!!!