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    "Daddy, how was I born?

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:"You've got Male!"

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    Farmer At Work Farmer1's Avatar
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    LOL that sounds like today's world
    Two of the greatest qualities
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    that was funny

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    It sure helps to have a firewall!!!!or at least to pull out the access before it downloads

 

 

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