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    Two Italians talking on a bus

    NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH

    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
    But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
    following:

    Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more! ..
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time'

    The lady can't take this anymore,
    "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"
    She retorted indignantly.
    'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
    lives!"

    'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?
    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi "

    $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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    That is so funny, I did read it again

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    I had to read it twice to LOL
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

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    Read it twice then 2 more times for my wife

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    Lol.................
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    Haha, good one bro...
    I gather darkness to please me...

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    Still laughing!!

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    I guess i get $10 cause had to read it twice
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    No BD you owe me 10 bucks LOL
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    to have in live are:

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