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    Whisper A mother took her little boy to...

    Whisper

    A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

    The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in...
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    Thank you for your kind Bob was in trouble ...

    Thank you for your kind

    Bob was in trouble

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the...
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    Hey i am still here the pain is not going away,...

    Hey i am still here the pain is not going away, if you are wondering what happened to me
    I lost a brother and my wife lost a sister both in there 60 from cancer and stroke within hours
    so...
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    Sorry but things are not well at home I need a...

    Sorry but things are not well at home I need a bid of time. be back soon
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    A blonde arrived for her first... A blonde...

    A blonde arrived for her first...

    A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.
    The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot....
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    The Other 2 Wishes – A Blonde Redneck Guy...

    The Other 2 Wishes –

    A Blonde Redneck Guy Story
    A Blonde Redneck Guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a...
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    Football Tryout The pro football team had just...

    Football Tryout

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up...
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    I will be back . Hello from Alaska!!!!

    I will be back . Hello from Alaska!!!!
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    Sister Mary Ann Sister Mary Ann, who worked...

    Sister Mary Ann

    Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was...
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    The blind salesman... A lady goes into the...

    The blind salesman...

    A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.

    A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the...
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    What have I said!

    What have I said!
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    What have I said!

    Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a...
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    Fun With Telemarketers What to say to a...

    Fun With Telemarketers

    What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be interrupted by a phone...
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    Sumbich A filthy rich North Carolina man...

    Sumbich

    A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held...
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    Husband’s call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I...

    Husband’s call to his wife:

    "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some...
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    An uneducated father with his educated son went...

    An uneducated father
    with his educated son went for a camping
    they set up a tent and slept
    father gets up after sometime and asks his son"what can you see in the sky?"
    son:i can see many stars...
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    Terrorize Telemarketer Ways to Terrorize...

    Terrorize Telemarketer

    Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer

    1 Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

    2 Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon,...
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    Dear Employees... Dear Employees: It has been...

    Dear Employees...

    Dear Employees:
    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the Service have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation...
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    Good one Farmer1!!!! and it's original
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    This is the true story of George Phillips of...

    This is the true story
    of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the...
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    Little Johnny's teacher gives the class a...

    Little Johnny's teacher
    gives the class a homework assignment, "Explain the difference between a theory and reality." Little Johnny goes home and is so stumped he asks his sisters ages 21 and 16...
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    Drunk test A police officer pulls over this...

    Drunk test

    A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

    The...
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    Mother superior tells two new nuns that they...

    Mother superior tells
    two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up,...
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    Vegas high roller This guy goes out to Las...

    Vegas high roller

    This guy goes out to Las Vegas, and wins really big in one of the casinos. After winning fifty thousand dollars at the crap table, the casino decides to give the guy a night in...
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    Honey, said this husband to his wife... ...

    Honey, said this husband to his wife...

    "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
    "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the...
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    A few months after his parents were divorced,...

    A few months after

    his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he...
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