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    A husband is at home watching...

    A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

    He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix...
  2. Thread: To Heaven...

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    To Heaven...

    A preacher, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter.

    Passing a young boy on the street, the pastor asked where he could find the post office.

    After getting his answer,...
  3. Thread: Oh, Brother...

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    Oh, Brother...

    Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbour's house.

    She was a blonde, and for some reason, she was mad at the world.

    She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide....
  4. Thread: God and Adam...

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    God and Adam...

    In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth, and then He created man: God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

    Adam said, "Gladly, what do You want me to do?"

    God said, "Go down...
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    A teacher asks her class......

    A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

    Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."

    The teacher says, "No, that's fascinating."

    Jennifer...
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    In a crowded city at a crowded...

    In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus.

    She was decked out in a tight black leather mini-skirt with matching leather boots and jacket....
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    A guy is going on a tour...

    A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

    At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.

    The machine makes a loud...
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    A teacher asks her class....

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

    "None, they all fly away with the first...
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    Two prostitutes.......

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes $50.00.

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove...
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    The phone rings.....

    The phone rings, and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

    'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

    'Speaking.'

    'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor...
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    In light of the rising frequency...

    In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears...
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    Urinating in the pool...

    The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

    "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

    "Oh...
  13. Thread: Taxes.......

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    Taxes.......

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.

    "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and...
  14. Thread: Wrong number...

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    OK I think your "Setting me up here" The woman...

    OK I think your "Setting me up here" The woman called a record store - remember those vinyl disks - way before mp3's & youtube. Just before the 8 track days.:)
  15. Thread: Wrong number...

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    Wrong number...

    A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

    "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

    "Well, no," answered the puzzled...
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    Wrong number...

    A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

    "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

    "Well, no," answered the puzzled...
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    Bum Deodorant.....

    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant.

    The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have.
    ...
  18. Thread: A jewish mother

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    A jewish mother

    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
    "I'm divorcing Nathan."
    All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
    My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
    when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."...
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    The Good, The Bad & The Ugly !!

    1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    3....
  20. Thread: Golf panties

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    She's a 70's kind of girl !!! Love It

    She's a 70's kind of girl !!! Love It
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    In the Beginning…

    In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested.

    Then God created man, and then they both rested.

    Then God created woman, and since then neither God nor man has ever...
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    OK this is pretty Corny

    Teacher and student

    Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"

    Student: "HIJKLMNO."

    Teacher: "What are you talking about?"

    Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
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    Crissssssscoooo!'

    A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

    Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

    The woman replies,...
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    Why do you want a divorce?

    A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

    She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the...
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    Little Johnny Goes Fishing.....

    Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.

    On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!"

    Little Johnny...
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