'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
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>> I recently went to see my doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age - I am past Seventy Five.
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>> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
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>> She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
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>> Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
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>> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
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>> She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said...
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>> She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a damn?'
