Is Sex Pleasure or Work

A Canadian Army C.O. was about to start the morning briefing to all the staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the C.O. decided to

pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit

frisky the night before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound

sleep.

He posed the question; "How much of the act of sex is "work," and how much

is "pure pleasure"?

A Captain chimed in with a 75-25% in favour of 'work'

A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.

A Warrant-Officer responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending

upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the C.O. turned to the Newfie Private who was in

charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Newfie responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir."

The C.O.. a little surprised and as you might guess, said "And why is that

soldier"?

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing

it for them, Sir"

The room fell silent......