A cop saw....

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over.

He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel.

There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."

She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.

After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."

She replied, "You mean it shows that, too?"

Couple of or one twice or more...?!?

LMBO...! Funny inebriated Indeed...!!! Thanks for that Laugh bob...!!

We thought this was hilarious, thanks for the laugh!

Yup, too many stiffies! :D

OOOOHHHH a bad girl!! I wonder if she got a ticket? Thanks BBOB always good to come to jokes my friend you always come through when we need a laugh.