First Plane Trip ......

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare Laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well then I'm a-gonna wea...r me some Floe resant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down And I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...'

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.

I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first!!!!!!

Funny Mr. Bob .....a little Risqué ..off color ......but funny

lol ..........